MARTIN LUTHER KING: “Riots are the language of the unheard.”
RECESSION: The 1st quarter US GDP dropped by 4.8%. If the same occurs in the next 3 months the US will officially be in an economic recession.
GUN SALES: American’s bought more guns in March than they did when Obama was sworn in. Nothing scares white people more than pandemics and black presidents.
QUID PRO QUO: Trump is openly suggesting that if governors want federal Covid-19 aid they have to be nice to him. Be my friend or die, America.
HEALTH: If you’re happy and you know it, wash your hands. Dan Rather
LOS ALAMOS NATIONAL LABORATORY: LANL is attacked by hackers 3.5 million times every day. Everyone wants to know what America’s scientific magicians are up to.
TRUMP BOYS: “Whenever I saw those Trump boys all I could think was: why couldn’t they turn out more like the Menendez Brothers?” Noel Casler
CLASS of 80: If you are a member of the McClain Class of 1980 you may want to mark your calendar. Your class is planning a 40th reunion on July 11th at Buckeye Hills pavilion/shelter house, 6-11 pm. More details to follow.
BRIBERY: According to Vanity Fair and other sources, Trump seriously wants to make bribery legal in America. “It’s just so unfair that American companies aren’t allowed to pay bribes to get business overseas. We’re going to change that.”
PATRIOTISM: “Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the President.” Theodore Roosevelt, GOP President
DRINK MORE BEER: Americans are drinking less beer. In 2018 consumption was down 1.6% and the trend continues. Ciders and hard seltzers are now the things.
THINK PLASTICS: Who knew that when The Graduate’s neighbor told him to consider a career in “plastics”, we’d end up with dying oceans filled with islands of floating plastic trash three times the size of France.
RETIRE TO VIETNAM: The LA Times reports that a growing number of Americans are retiring to Vietnam because of the extremely low cost of living, including health care.
MORE SUBSCRIBERS: The editor of Christian Times, a leading evangelical magazine has stated that his editorial to remove Trump from office on moral grounds had cost the magazine readers. But, the number of new subscribers is more than the loses. Maybe truth sells.
EXCULPATORY EVIDENCE: One of my FB friends just made a valid point. If there is evidence disproving what the Democrats say Trump did, why aren’t his friends using it to defend him? Just saying that he did nothing wrong is NOT evidence.