“I woke up this mornin’ feelin’ like a penny waitin’ on change.”
Do people with large calves have to pay extra to have a decorative band tattooed around it?
When blues legend, Robert Johnson, sold his soul to the devil at the crossroads he received in turn his tremendous mastery of the guitar. I wonder what politicians get when they go to the crossroads?
How ironic is a huge replica of the Statue of Liberty perched on top of a liquor store? Liquor, the en-slaver of millions, Miss Liberty, the embodiment of freedom.
I’m not going to claim any historical or medical accuracy for some of the things I’m about to say but it seems to me that regarding women and childbirth, things started getting a little crazy back in the 60s.
Remember the dawn of the “natural” child-birth era when women, along with their husbands, were expected to jointly attend child-birth classes where the expectant mother learned to properly breath while the husband mastered techniques of Continue reading Placenta Jerky! WTF?
Why do fat guys with no muscle definition wear sleeveless t-shirts?
Another one of those things I wish I’d said first. “Go ahead and play the blues, if it makes you happy.” Homer Simpson beat me to it.
The day before President Obama left for vacation the Dow-Jones fell 419 points. The first day of his vacation the Dow fell another 173 points. I wonder what effect it would have on the Dow if the president got a turd caught sideways? Obviously our presidents have too much power if their actions are followed this closely. 🙂
Driving through a run down section of Wheeling, WV I noticed a long defunct store called Trio Stout Shop. I presume it once sold clothing for stout people. Looks like they failed to identify a coming trend.
I love my toaster oven!
We’ve all heard things we wish we’d said first. From an old blues number here’s my most recent. “The older I get the better I was.”
Texas governor, Rick Perry, said today that there isn’t a day in which he doesn’t pray for President Obama. I’d like to be a fly on the wall of that chapel! 🙂
There should be a law requiring that when a politician accuses another politician of “playing politics” he/she should have a quarter-inch of their tongue cut off. Now that sounds like a Sharia law I could go for! 🙂
If ice cream isn’t God’s own perfect food then fresh sweet corn on the cob has to be!