Just a quick one here. A couple years ago I had a pre-school PE class, an adventure in itself. It was the first day of school and I was introducing myself and going over the rules. I told them my name was Mr. Shoemaker but they were allowed to call me Mr. Shoe. They thought that was pretty funny. A while later, after I was finished, the kids were playing a game. At that point a little girl came up to me and asked, “May I go to the bathroom, Mr. Boot?”

Hey, she was close.